Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.

Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.

by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011

Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.

1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!

by rodney kipps June 12, 2011

shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.

Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.

by dana008 April 25, 2006

Shitfuck

A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking

Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."

by Wypipo whisperer August 10, 2020

shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010

shitfuck

When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.

Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!

by The Man Looking At You October 29, 2010