A nightmare caused by eating extremely spicy food before bed. Often accompanied by feverish, sweaty sleep full of tossing and turning.
Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.
Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.
Dude #1: Holy fuck, man. I had the craziest spicemares last night from that extra spicy tikka masala.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.
by DangerDorn September 2, 2013
Get the Spicemare mug.As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."
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A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
Get the Shiteatery mug.When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
by LonePooper November 3, 2018
Get the Mount Shitmore mug.Expression used when things go wrong. It is useful to make people get over a small incident or, on the opposite, it can be used to dramatize a situation. It's all in the intonation!
Notes:
You can also avoid pronuncing the "t" in shit; it's more classy.
Shi-demârde.
The sound or the "â" is longer, like the one in Mârdi grAs.
ps. Marde=shit in French so the expression depicts shit made of shit.
Notes:
You can also avoid pronuncing the "t" in shit; it's more classy.
Shi-demârde.
The sound or the "â" is longer, like the one in Mârdi grAs.
ps. Marde=shit in French so the expression depicts shit made of shit.
girl: I broke a nail again.
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with sympathy)
girl: I lost my job!
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with alarm)
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with sympathy)
girl: I lost my job!
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with alarm)
by KIK514 March 5, 2009
Get the shitdemârde mug.A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
Get the Shiteatery mug."I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."
"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."
"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."
"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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