Shitcunt

When a man is making love to a women via anal, the woman shits on his dick. The man proceeds to have vaginal sex with the woman. She is now a shitcunt.

Wow Tim. You’re a shitcunt.

by CuntBasher April 20, 2018

Shitcunt

When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!

I Have Just Given One Above Surely??.. Shitcunt!

by Anii. Louiise. September 29, 2007

Shitcunt

Just after doing anal. normal sex is performed resulting in a Shitcunt

Me: eeeewwwww why have you got a Shitcunt
Her: well we did just do anal

by Freddiep September 19, 2015

shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.

That mph, what a complete shitcunt

by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006

shitcuntitis

Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.

The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.

by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011

shitcunt

The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.

"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"

by Cornish Cockney May 28, 2017

Shitcunted

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009