Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.
by Deadbreed January 20, 2011
Get the Shitrocks mug.Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
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by von Trips August 29, 2009
Get the shitcake mug.Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.
by Peta J April 2, 2015
Get the shitraction mug.Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.
Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"
Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"
Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."
by southland82 July 22, 2009
Get the Shitcrank mug.Drunk....as in completely and absolutely shit faced. Annihalated... hammered, pissed out of one's tree...
Hey man...let's go out and get shitknackered tonight!
Dude, did you see her? She was shitknackered last night!
Dude, did you see her? She was shitknackered last night!
by Jennifer July 6, 2004
Get the shitknackered mug.One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.
" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"
by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006
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