A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018
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The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.
She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.
by FabsDC December 24, 2004
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On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.
by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009
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Shoot nigga, it was better than that, it was the SHIZbomb!
Shoot nigga, it was better than that, it was the SHIZbomb!
by Wordnerd September 9, 2004
Get the shizbomb mug.To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.
"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"
by electromagneticredhead May 18, 2009
Get the shit bomb mug.The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.
Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"
by Big shitter December 2, 2007
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