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shit baby

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noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
by infinitybinge November 22, 2018
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Shit Baby

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A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.
Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.
by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019
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Carl I am sick of your AH SHIT AH SHIT BABY BABY INFANTILISM as it gets in the way as SHANE CODD for GOD SAKES is trying to sing HER SONG as FUCK YOU , "she is saying "GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY HEAD".
by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021
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baby shit green

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n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".
My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
by Telephony October 26, 2013
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baby shit

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A chemical paint remover commonly used by the military that almost instantly cracks and dissolves paint. It is commonly used on welds that require NDI "Non Destructive Inspection". Since sanding can alter / hide cracks a chemical stripper is needed. It is called baby shit because it smells horrible and looks like a brown sludgy liquid similar to baby shit. Currently California outlawed baby shit making it harder for the military service members to do their job. A weaker less effective chemical stripper was made to take its place however it is pink and not as strong. Baby shit can burn / slowly eat away your skin. And is not rinsed off metal after stripping it can cause Hydrogen embrittlement. Baby shit gets the job done in a timely fashion.
Hey PFC Shoemaker put some baby shit on those welds so we can take it over NDI. Make sure you have your eye, respiratory, and hand protection on or else the AMO will yell at you like your murdered some one.
by karog January 4, 2008
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I smell baby shit

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"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.
Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."
by BitchassMcGee November 1, 2018
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