shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

by Joe March 16, 2004

shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014

shit in someone's hand

Verb. To betray someone.

I thought he was an ally, but Hitler shat in my hand and invaded my Western border.
-Stalin (rough translation)

by Kevin Sanchez-Windsor February 14, 2005

shit in your hand

to inconvenience someone

I don't mean to shit in your hand, but could you stop and buy some milk on your way home from work.

by thenipplehound November 19, 2011

shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

shit in your hands and clap

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !

Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual

by Trav Brown February 26, 2022

Shit In My Hands and Clap

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.

by RossF92 August 19, 2016