Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.
R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.
by Trader Joess May 20, 2009
After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.
After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.
by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX August 23, 2015
Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.
His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.
Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!
shit through a goose.
Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!
by MADANGEL August 15, 2005
by H-2-the-Dub August 02, 2008
by Young Sween January 26, 2009
When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD February 16, 2016