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Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.
When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”
by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019
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Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
by Muffinsami January 29, 2009
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Shelby

A girl who is very sick of being associated with a mustang.
When Shelby googled herself for the 3rd time, she found a plethora of car images.
by tumblingtomato November 13, 2012
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Shelby

Sweet, sassy, beautiful girl with a kickass smile and a goofy personality. She'll make you laugh with out even trying. She's one badass gal!
Drunk dude #1: Broooo who's that with the nice ass?
Drunk dude #2: Back off man
Drunk dude #1: Why brooo?
Drunk dude #2: Dude that's Shelby! She'll kick you're ass
by Flint Mathews January 20, 2018
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The Shelby Pouch

The drink that killed gouveia.
by DaddyParth November 28, 2019
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shelbe

Sweet hearted beautiful kind and has gorgeous eyes... normally has a big booty
Damn that girl has to be a shelbe
by babyboo001 April 12, 2014
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Shelley

One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shelley is quite hard to miss with her outstanding personality which is like no other, you'll never come across someone like Shelley ever again, so make sure you never leave her. Shelley, even having a wonderful name is also an amazingly beautiful person inside and out, Shelley is a stunningly attractive, very pretty person and stands out from everyone else because she is so great. If you ever come across Shelley be sure to make her feel happy.

Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.
by Anonymoususer69 August 14, 2014
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