shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

by xXFurball February 6, 2015

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016

Shekel Bandit

a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .

NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"

by ConVoid July 29, 2018

shekel greene

when fuckface Eric Trump attempts comedy.

on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019