haymaker

1. a very powerful punch

2. any powerful blow, literally or figuratively
(from the wide stroke of a scythe cutting hay)

He gave him the old haymaker when he got in his face.

by The Return of Light Joker April 21, 2008

virginia haymaker

Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face

She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts

by Xavier Edwards March 11, 2019

Haymaker Reign

A London Based Underground Rock Band.. Forcing their way into the ring of fire.

Haymaker Reign Song's include: BrainChild, Parade & Symbiosis.

by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.

Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!

by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009

shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.

That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.

by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007

shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.

Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.

by buffalochopper November 13, 2005

Slaymaker

Someone who has sex with a large number of sluts/whores.
Someone who only frequently dates sluts.

That girl is down to fuck, brian is such a slaymaker.

by Fuck M. Nasty May 23, 2008