Shortsville, NY

Shortsville, NY is a lame-ass town in upstate New York. The local school is Red Jacket/ Manchester-Shortsville High School. It is extremely small. Just to give you an idea, it's graduating class for 2010 was 73 people. The highlights of the town include a McDonalds, a China King, a Dollar General and an abandoned round house that the locals trespass on to smoke weed. The majority of graduates go to the closest community colleges, work for the town, or join the army. The high school contains minimal diversity: one half african american, one asian, one jewish teacher.

Shortsville, NY is a terrible place where dreams are broken and left behind.

by MPSKILZZZZZ December 18, 2010

shortsville

Shitty town with a shitty school

Shortsville is the trash of trash

By that I mean NY is shit but shortsville is right under that

by Fuck shortsville March 9, 2018

Shartsville

A fictitious place where one shits themselves as a result of trying to pass a fart.

George thought he was slick to squeeze one off in the elevator not knowing he was on the way to Shartsville!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras March 5, 2019

slurpsville

when a girl gives you head

James: Damn, how did it go?

Harold: She took me down to Slurpsville.

by pimp.named_slickback553 September 29, 2023