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Sharknado

A hell-storm of swirling winds and killer sharks capable of leveling small towns and turning mediocre B-list celebrities into has-been D-listers.
"What happened to Jim?"
"Oh, he had his shit ruined by that goddamn sharknado. His bloody corpse is over there behind the flipped over taxi cab."
by Isaystomabel August 25, 2013
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Sharknado

A "sharknado" derives from a combination of both the words "shark" and "tornado". It is exactly that: a shark tornado.
Did you hear? Cory just witnessed a sharknado.
by lentemembrasser-moncher August 26, 2013
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Sharkuntie

A cunt that spy's on people thinking she's Invisible, but in reality. She sticks out like a sharks fin.
Girl A: "did you here about (name here)"

Girl B: "yeah, she's sharkuntie AF"
Girl A: "I KNOW RIGHT !"
by This is Hady March 12, 2016
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crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.
Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.
by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020
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Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009
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Sharknado Shot

Inspired by the epic film Sharknado, this shot is made of Malibu, Blue Curacao, and Grenadine.

Before shooting, one must chant "shark shark shark sharknado!", the theme song during the closing credits.
- "Can I order 3 sharknado shots please"
by Tags20 November 20, 2013
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hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
by GZX959 December 29, 2015
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