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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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San Jose shark tank

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒
Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
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Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
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shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.
Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.
by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016
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