shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams

did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year

by unbirdie June 2, 2021

shanghaid

Frequently referring to abduction or misdirection into servitude, generally against ones will.

We were close to the conclusion of our meeting but the agenda was shanghaid by someone with different ideas.

by tomsawyersf January 22, 2008

shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017

shanghai sally

Nickname for Opium developed by J. Peteman on Seinfeld.

J. Peterman to Elaine: "That's right Elaine. Opium. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally."

by jakecamara December 3, 2007

Shanghai City Shuffle

Variation of "Kansas City Shuffle." Its when a girl looks good from behind or from afar, but when she turns around or when she gets close you realize shes Asian.

Watch out for a Shanghai City Shuffle whenever you take the bus to Chinatown.

by Jerico February 6, 2007

Shanghai Cab Ride

The sexual act/position that consists of standing doggie-style heterosexual intercourse that is rapid and forceful that randomly switches from vagina to anus while smoking a cigarette and honking a car horn mounted on the bedpost.

Hey, get the car horn ready. I'm in the mood for a Shanghai Cab Ride tonight.

by clarjock March 10, 2015

Shanghai Cobra

Taking a crap in a urinal. A long turd will stick up of the edge and look like a snake peering out.

I was so pissed I had to work on Saturday that I left a Shanghai Cobra in the bathroom

by FreezerBeef December 16, 2007