Shamus

The word for a chubby native, hindu, or the rare albino Shamus. Originating from Surrey, British Columbia, Canada. Round body, with subtle bosom. Long, Brendan-Fraser-as-George-of-the-Jungle like hair. If one recognizes a Shamus, that person must repeatedly yell, "SHAMUS!" to notify that person that they are indeed, a Shamus.

Guy: "Dude, look at that chick."
Other Guy: "SHAMUSSS!!!!"

"You fuckin' Shamus!!"

"Your Mom looks like a Shamus."

by B-RadA. January 15, 2008

Shamus

Getting sucked in a dirty bar bathroom or sex

I got shamused last week

by Just yes February 15, 2020

Shamus

Stoner , low key to himself kind of caring twoards his family

My boy shamus is a total stoner

by Big Shaun Bobby November 1, 2020

Shamus

A fucking terrible person. The name shamus is only given to actual human scum. In most cases someone named shamus lies and cheats. People with the name shamus cheat on you with Claire and drunk call you saying that they still love you.

Shamus is a knob gobbler.

by Fuck Claire May 19, 2018

Shamus

Devil worshiper and aggressive over eater.

That shamus just ate a baby.
“Josh! Why are you such a midget shamus!”

by Amethyst February 1, 2018

Shamued

The action of too much water from the bong splashing your mouth when you hit it

Yo your water levels in here are too high, I just got shamued

Ew I got shamued

by CougarJoe August 23, 2019

Shamu

1) A whale found at Sea World, does shows 5 times a day.

2) An obese person.

1) Look at Shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!

2) Hey, here's a cookie, Shamu.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005