A dysphemism for shampoo
Dude: "Do you know why they call it shampoo?"
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
by Nicholas D May 28, 2018
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Get the Shampahnyeh mug.A penis with way too much hair. An almost uncontrollable amount that sticks out of underwear most of the time.
by Mr.Carey December 10, 2020
Get the shamash mug.She is loving and sweet. She doesn't like being told what to do and is a free spirit in that sense. She loves being around people that provide her with a comfort and allow her to express herself freely free from any judgement. She is money motivated but loves to spend that money on the people she loves. She loves to stand up for what she believes in even if no one else agrees with her. She's unique in her own free-spirted way. She has a difficulty saying no to people which eventually make people walk all over her but she deserves better. We all love Shamsa.
Shamsa you should go out in 2 years time on the 3rd of January
"I can't I will probably be working, or my manager will call me into work on that specific day"
Its 2 years from now. It's your wedding!!
"it doesn't matter, got to go work sorry"
"I can't I will probably be working, or my manager will call me into work on that specific day"
Its 2 years from now. It's your wedding!!
"it doesn't matter, got to go work sorry"
by clarknealjohnson January 3, 2022
Get the Shamsa mug.An amazing,beautiful girl who if hurt will find a way to revenge
A person who hurts her will end up regretting it dearly
Shes also an amazing ,loyal friend who will always be there for her friends no matter what!
A person who hurts her will end up regretting it dearly
Shes also an amazing ,loyal friend who will always be there for her friends no matter what!
by One and only 1007 May 20, 2020
Get the Shammah mug.by rashooud<3 April 15, 2022
Get the Shammah mug.The point of shamsher is to confuse someone, by pointing at either their feet, or the floor down beside them.
In doing so, you may have them confused and looking at one spot, while you walk past them (e.g to some out-of-bounds place)
Another purpose is to make them look stupid, and attack their self-confidence by putting them of the defensive.
It's is especially funny if you 'Shamsher' a teacher, one that is preferably going somewhere in a hurry, or to lunch at the end of class, it will produce hours of laughter after class with mates who already know about shamshering.
In doing so, you may have them confused and looking at one spot, while you walk past them (e.g to some out-of-bounds place)
Another purpose is to make them look stupid, and attack their self-confidence by putting them of the defensive.
It's is especially funny if you 'Shamsher' a teacher, one that is preferably going somewhere in a hurry, or to lunch at the end of class, it will produce hours of laughter after class with mates who already know about shamshering.
Scene from "Freddy Got Fingered", near middle of Chapter 2 on the DVD.
*Metal Detector rings*
Black Dude: Uhh can I help you?
Black Dude: Excuse me!
Black Dude: Can I help you?!!?
Black Dude: 'cuse me!?
Gord/Tom Green: Uhh, it's ok im here with the bag,
Black Dude: The bag?
Gord/Tom Green: The, the bag for thee, uhh, eels...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's For the Badger, for the badger...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Whuut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher right there...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the shamsher...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Hey, HEY!
Gord/Tom Green: It's ok, it's for-
Black Dude: What are you talking about??!
Gord/Tom Green: I'll be back, Japan 4.
Black Dude: Are you here for delivery?
Gord/Tom Green: J-japan 4...!
Black Dude: Japan 4???
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher..,
Black Dude: Whh,ut?
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher.
Black Dude: Japan...4...
*Metal Detector rings*
Black Dude: Uhh can I help you?
Black Dude: Excuse me!
Black Dude: Can I help you?!!?
Black Dude: 'cuse me!?
Gord/Tom Green: Uhh, it's ok im here with the bag,
Black Dude: The bag?
Gord/Tom Green: The, the bag for thee, uhh, eels...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's For the Badger, for the badger...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Whuut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher right there...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the shamsher...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Hey, HEY!
Gord/Tom Green: It's ok, it's for-
Black Dude: What are you talking about??!
Gord/Tom Green: I'll be back, Japan 4.
Black Dude: Are you here for delivery?
Gord/Tom Green: J-japan 4...!
Black Dude: Japan 4???
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher..,
Black Dude: Whh,ut?
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher.
Black Dude: Japan...4...
by James3k September 12, 2005
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