shatpost

A shitpost that is completely unfunny.

Can you stop with the Neco Arc shatposting; it's pretty stupid.

by Py~ May 10, 2022

Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.

Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence

by nodman December 5, 2017

Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020

sampostor

Fart man

sam; hey im gonna tell ripbro you are smoking crack cocaine

me: You are such a sampostor

by ViruSure October 11, 2020

Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands

I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.

by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021

shatpost

past tense of shitpost

i shatpost when i go home

by OSuZ May 19, 2022

Shimposter

A male who attempts a transition to female but fails horribly and is clearly still a male.

I saw him standing outside the house dressed as a woman but knew as soon as I saw it, it was a shimposter.

by NewWordy August 30, 2025