shelaborate

The feminine form of mansplain. When a woman feels the need to teach a man something he already knows.

Apparently I've been loading the dishwasher wrong all my life. My wife just spent 30 minutes shelaborating the "correct" way to do it. That was after I had to listen to her shelaborate about how toxic masculinity leaves men out of touch with their feelings.

by T. W.C. March 23, 2021

shelaborate

Shelaborate = When a woman gives a 30 minutes answer to a very simple question.

I asked if she wants coffee and shelaborated for an half an hour about her diet.

by Glutenfreecoconutoilvegan October 6, 2017

shalaganting

To leave the house and have fun with friends. You can't be by yourself.

Dave: "Hey, you want to go shalaganting with me and Shaniqua?"

Joe: "No thanks, I'm going to have fun outside the house by myself, which I can't call shalaganting."

by Eri16k February 22, 2009

Shalangaling

Is another way of saying 'fucking around' or 'messing around'.

Jared! Stop shalangaling and get on xbox live!

by KcbWords January 1, 2010

Shalanga

The skin that hangs from ones Shlong

I needed to make a quit get-away, but my Shalanga got stuck in the zipper of my pants.

by Shalanga-Shlong April 22, 2011

Shalabadab

Stalky or stupid. A name for someone who is acting idiotic or drunk. U can call someone this bc u want to

Stop being a shalabadab

by Shalabadab_u July 4, 2022

Shalangalang

Refers to a mans penis; another word for member

Get your shalangalang away from me!

by lindiriqui January 10, 2006