Shafter special

Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.

What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards

by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022

Dickey Shafter

One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter

Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"

Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"

by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013

Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.

*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!

by Krafty March 6, 2013

sheep shafter

one who has sex with sheep

That guy is a sicko, a real sheep shafter

by Da Real Shredder October 9, 2018

rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008

Grove-shafter freeway

Freeway in the San Francisco Bay area connecting the Oakland berkeley area to the walnut creek area.

Grove-shafter freeway is the way I get from Oakland to visit my brother in walnut creek.

by 4realazitgits April 15, 2021

storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole

man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe

by qrxzzy December 8, 2024