One who has recently discovered the benefits of regular love. One who now feels the freedom to inappropriately pester one's femalefriends without fear of repurcussion.
Gagging for something they will never get, tries too hard. When rejected cries and turns to whales of the female variety, eg: fatty fatty fatty or shmoo the whale.
"God, Ian is such a sex pest, he ended up with shmoo again!"
A man going by the name of 'Collaboo, the man is THICC and juicy. His tenderness brings the whole of humanity to their knees, trembling in fear; mankind steps forward to face his chunkiness in war.