Sergei Kharitonov

an ex russian paratrooper now mixed martial artist known for his iron chin and for his iron fist.

"i will break you" Sergei kharitonov calling out Andrei Arloski before their fight.
"Kharitonov treating Arlovski like christina aguilera treated the national anthem at last sunday's super bowl!!"-the announcer Mauro Ranallo at the end of the fight

by ground&pound June 22, 2011

Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

by LowL33s@h February 15, 2017

sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.

*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015

Sergei

The Originator.

My first kiss.

The one who taught me how to make love... not war.

My lifeblood.

Sergei is my everything

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

sergei

aaron stanford's very sexy russian character on third watch. officer sully's stepson, and tatiana's son. he was killed off in the episode judgement day.

that guy over there was almost as hot as sergei.

by Alira January 17, 2004

Checkmate Sergei

Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.

ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".

a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."

by siliconsoapbox May 12, 2011

Sergei

A person who doesn't care.

Person 1 - Hey man you wanna eat pizza for lunch?

Person 2 - ummmm I don't know, I sergei!!!

by fiddy March 11, 2005