September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

September 5th

National dress like your boss day

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day

by Pandaman678 September 5, 2021

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 5th

A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing

Is today September 5th? Yes.

by Future anonymous May 1, 2019

September 5th

BadBoyHalo Appreciation day!!

"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."

by Mangowasttaken September 3, 2020

september 5th

on september 5th it’s national big butt day! so if you were born on this day you have a phat booty

september 5th is your birthday? i should have known by your butt

by picklepicklecracker October 27, 2019

september 5th

National Sex day.

Guy “ Hey want to come over?”

Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”

by Somebsuudhehd June 2, 2018