September 5th 

National diarrhoea day

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th

September 5th by AyeRbel October 16, 2020

September 5th 

National throw some ass on Joseph day

Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!

September 5th by Yesjkno April 19, 2020

September 5th 

National dress like your boss day

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day

September 5th by Pandaman678 September 5, 2021

September 5th 

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

September 5th by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 5th 

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

September 5th by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

September 5th 

A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing

Is today September 5th? Yes.

September 5th by Future anonymous May 1, 2019

September 5th 

BadBoyHalo Appreciation day!!

"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."

September 5th by Mangowasttaken September 3, 2020