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Sephiroth

The hottest person in FF7 closely followed by Vincent Valentine, but go figure! Contrary to popular belief, meaning the word of a crazed-lunatic scientist who'll call anything that's successful his progeny, Sephiroth is Vincent's son, not Hoho.

Factors pointing to this, other then the conversations between Lucrecia and Vincent, are all physical.

1) Sephiroth is 6 feet tall. Vincent is 6 feet tall. Hojo the hobo is a small mofo. Considering that height is mostly determined by parental genes, seems odd if Hobo is the father.

2) Sephiroth and Vincent look exactly the same, minus the eyes (mako and chaos) and the hair (jenova). Are we to believe that Square Enix was sooooo cheap that they decided to use the same face for characters who are supposedly unrelated? So cheap that they decided to use the same brow shape, eye shape, nose shape and lip shape...yet Sephiroth is not Vincent's son but Hojo's?

Last but most important and definitely not least.
3) Lucrecia and Hojo both have straight hairlines. Meaning they carry the recessive ww gene and therefore can NEVER spawn a child with a widow's peak. Square Enix cleverly mask Vincent's widow's peak with a bandanna or bangs (when he was with the Turks), but Doctor Grimore Valentine, Vincent's father, sports a widow's peak in his brief appearance in DoC. Coincidence? I think not.
Sephiroth's two fathers in denile:

Vincent (to Lucrecia): But using your (not assuming responsibility, vinny?) own child for an experiment?

Hojo (interrupting) : I don't know what you're implying...blah blah blah...YOU are the LAST person to have any word in this. Now leave us at once, boy!(more like the one of the first person to have a word in this!)

Vincent: But...

Lucrecia: But what? If you have something to say, say it.

Vincent: Are you... Are you sure this is what you really want?

Lucrecia: Am I sure? Am I sure!? IF THIS ONLY CONCERNS ME, then yes, I am sure! (what a nice way to say man up to your child)
by LuVinSeth Crescent-Valentine August 24, 2009
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Sephiroth

1) In the Kabbalah; Sephiroth is the ten emanations of God into the universe.

2) Most kickass villain of all time in video gaming history, and possibly; story telling history itself.
1) The combination of Emanations, the 1st Absolute Trinity and 2nd Supreme Trinity with Seven Trinities moving forth below, making Ten Members of the first Hierarchy of the Supreme Creator Gods; Spheres or Containers for Light.

2) The main villain of Final Fantasy VII. Kicks butt while still looking good; Platinum hair. 6 foot blade on his 7 foot sword (AKA: Masamune). 6-8 feet in height. Teal-ish eyes.
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sephiroth

A nick used by people (usually morons) on nearly every website ever.
Often combined with numbers or words such as "Sephiroth666" and "x-sephi_luver-x"

Originates from Final Fantasy VII, a video game that has lost all its originality and charm due to endless remakes, fanfics, movies and other spin-off games.
<sephiroth69> omg hav u seen advent chidlren sephi is hawtlol
<darkbloodsamurai> I KNOWE!111
<sephiroth69> wana rp
<darkbloodsamurai> ok den, il b reno u b sephi
<sephiroth69> i remove my trench caot and kiss u softly on the neck
by Lungchafe June 11, 2006
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Sephiroth

A badass/popular/coolest villain fromFinal Fantasy 7who's doing anything to destroy the world with meteor and he made the main character/hero Cloud became angsty with taking away the person whom Cloud loved,Aerith by stabbed her from behind.Also he has a cool theme song "One Winged Angel".

Before Sephiroth was a good/sane guy and a hero until he went to Nibelheim together with Cloudand Zack,accidentally he found a Jenova's project there, his heart had torn into small pieces,hatred,pain,and sad for knowing the truth that he's nothing more than just an experiment,so misunderstanding happened when he thought that Jenova was his mother plus of his loneliness,finally,Sephiroth had chosen the wrong path where he ended up himself as a villain,and died in a fresh young soldier's hand.

Sephiroth is potrayed as a tall,long silver haired,slender and handsome/masculine figure.

In reality many fangirls like him because of his looks, and fanboys like him because of his badassness..
Sephiroth is a tragic villain...
by Sky and Ocean 2020 July 17, 2006
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The greatest game character of all time. He tried to use Meteor to damage the planet so he could absorb its energy to become a god, Safer Sephiroth is as close to a god he ever was he even had a kick ass theme song in this form (one-winged angel). In kingdom hearts some queer assholes played a cruel prank by casting Lance Bass as Sephiroth.
Sephiroth = teh master of all evil
by Zach E. April 28, 2006
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An expression used in a Real Time Strategy to explain the One-Unit-Army, pretty much unstoppable unit of your force.
Dude...why does that thing have 200000 health, 100000 shields, and a firing range of half the map? Bit of a sephiroth you have there...
by Titus54 January 17, 2008
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Bizarro Sephiroth

Sephiroth, except he's grotesque and his body parts act independently.
Cloud and his allies were fighting Bizarro Sephiroth, they don't know what's next.
by the random. October 29, 2021
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