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Time Lord Separation Anxiety 

n. The anxiety or depression that happens when a favorite Doctor on the popular BBC Show: Doctor Who, regenerates into a different actor. This syndrome can lead to a temporary hatred of the Doctor that replaces the old one in said regeneration. Although the the effects can pass quickly, or be prolonged, the victim of TLSA will eventually come around.
"Why did Vanessa seem so sad and was cursing David Tennant's name?
"Oh, she's going through Time Lord Separation Anxiety."
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separation anxiety 

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.
parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety

Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder 

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder

separation anxiety in relationships 

it doesn’t matter if you are a female or male, everyone can experience this. If you have this you might struggle to say goodbye after spending the entire day with your partner. You might beg for them to stay longer, cry to convince them to. Another example is phone calls, you might struggle to hang up. This might cause sleep disturbances, some people have said to have not been able to sleep peacefully unless their partner is near. separation anxiety from your partner can also be seen in people who need to sleep very close to their partner after sex. some people hold hands and cry when they let go. this is in fact a very serious form of anxiety but is quite alright as long as the relationship is healthy and both people are happy.
“ bro hang up already you’ve been on the phone with her for hours “

“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “

“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “

Separation anxiety 

Anxiety felt after being away from a loved one during lockdown due to Coronavirus
Awww now I’ve got separation anxiety

Lockdown has given me some serious separation anxiety
Separation anxiety by schmeggy September 14, 2020

primal separation anxiety disorder 

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.
"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

Virtual Separation Anxiety 

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.
I don't want to play alone I have Virtual Separation Anxiety! ;c