send a fax to mugabe

A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.

"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."

"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."

by giiledouche November 04, 2011

Sending some Faxes

When a woman gives fellatio to a man and her head goes all the way back and thrusts forward in rapid succession

Bob: oh god i had the best head last night

Jim Oh was she Sending some Faxes??

Bob HELL YEAH brofist

Tina Im so proud of my BJ skills I can totally send faxes

Debbie Wow SLUT I wish I could send faxes

by sooksumwang September 02, 2011

Send a fax to Cleveland

Euphemism for taking a poop.

Sorry I am late to the meeting, I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by Thenextnp February 27, 2018

send an urgent fax

verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.

Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

To send a fax

You use it when you wanna go take a shit, but don't want to be so direct, much like "to lay a brick". It's not really used nowadays, given the fact that no one really uses fax anymore, but who cares.

Imagine you're having a conversation of some sort, and you wanna take a shit:
-Please excuse me, I just remembered I have to send a fax.

by TripleBaka January 19, 2021

Send a fax to Canberra

Take a shit.
Pass faecal matter.

Greg: Hey Gaz you coming or not? Hurry the f*#k up.
Gaz: Yeah mate just wait a minute I gotta send a fax to Canberra.

by goodthankkkkkks July 08, 2021