Semelparity

'Big Bang' reproduction. An organism that only breeds once and dies soon after breeding.

Sheila the lamprey went out with a bang after a night of hot semelparity

by Tdiddypornx June 8, 2011

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

by Pole cat March 3, 2014

Semeli

A cool, Chill, down to earth and intelligent person suffocated and if put in college tomorrow would instantly graduate the next day a doctor.

You are so smart. i guess I am Semeli.

by bungush1 June 11, 2018

Semelë

It's a word used in Albania to describe a talented, pretty, smart, lovable, sweet, caring, happy girl!

These girls' birthdays are usually on September.

Hey, today is Semelë 's bday!
YES, HAPPY B-DAY! Semelë deserves all the best.

by Your jess September 26, 2018

sommelierge

Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.

My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".

by jocklondon December 15, 2020

semmen

a different take on the word "semen", used sometimes as an escape for guys that are straight (questionably) but love using the word often in casual conversation because of its fun sound and comical implication.
especially useful for a guy whose friends are extreme homophobes.

-example 1-
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semen last night.
donald: oh dude, that's so gay.
zach: (goes over by the kitchen and pulls 'rewind' lever)
donald: hey dude, what's up?
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semmen last night.
donald: hmm, thats slightly unfamiliar, but i'm ok with it.

-example 2-
gabe: so today i went to blockbuster, licked some semmen off of a muscular man's pectorals, watched grey's anatomy instead of scrubs, and played some guitar.
meeka: whoa wait a minute! what was like the 2nd or 3rd thing you said??
gabe: licked semmen off a dude's chest?
meeka: no! the next one!
gabe: oooh, i watched grey's.
meeka: man you're such a fagle who likes guys and is gay; scrubs is way better than grey's anatomy... it has drama and comedy! and plus, people who just say "grey's" are even more gay.

by one-third american, two-thirds decent person December 27, 2008

semme

Contraction for "send me", in the same manner as "give me"=gimme and "want to"=wanna, "send me"=semme.

Bob: "Hey, can you semme that pic of Angelina Jolie"
Carl: "Done sent it already, bob."

by bubbadudda February 25, 2009