Semen shake

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed

During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.

by lalaloveless June 16, 2016

Selective Sinning

When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.

Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?

Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.

by gay and sarcastic October 8, 2019

selector

Reggae term for disc jockey, literally the one who selects the music.

What the blood clot dis selector be playing da bati boy music!

by SSDwellah March 14, 2009

semen excretion

Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."

by HenryTownshend August 6, 2011

dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Semen retention

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

by Ctsdj November 14, 2019