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Sergio

One of the funniest boys you'll meet so nice and if you lost that person you'll really regret it. He is someone you would want to hang with . he is also the boy that would make you laugh and smile. 💗 He is also very athletic and probably play football.
Man did you hear that Sergio did 67 push ups today for fitness testing.
by RMS_girl:/ April 27, 2017
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selfion

(self-e-on *or* self-e-in)

Selfish and opinion put together. (self = selfish, ion = opinion)

Selfions are people who mostly go on forums and hang out in general topics such as music, art, books, basic interests and/or disinterests.

They list down what they think is real and what is not within the subject they've created or joined.

Example: music, they usually talk about what's real music and what is fake music. They only base the real music bands and fake music bands off their interest to those bands and disinterests to the other bands, making the post sound as if they were trying to convert people into hating/liking what they liked/hated rather than being friendly about it.
-So on and so forth with other categories.-

How to spot a selfion on a forum.
- They rant about what is real and list their 'real-to-them' things.
- They then rant about what's fake and list their 'fake-to-them' things.
Not caring about other people's opinions but their own, acting like God and thinking they are controlling the statistics of general interests.
-selfion conversation-
Selfion: 'Billy Talent isn't real music.'
Victim: 'But I like that band..'
Selfion: 'IT'S NOT REAL MUSIC. IT'S REALLY FAGISH.'
Victim: 'Please sir..'
Selfion: 'I AM GONNA WRITE DOWN ALL THE BANDS THAT ARE TRUE MUSIC! LIKE MCR!'

-or-
-selfion on a forum-

-posted by: selfion-

-topic: real musick-

you know wut's real musick? jonas brothers!! hello! people judge them..idiots..they are real musick..wehn will people relise this soon enough.

since u fucking idiots don't know whats real ill list em down:
1. j-angel
2. pohu
3. kawaii girl
5. 666 jump ropes
9. people who kiss
these r true bands..they are true musick..fucking fags..

since u cannot poscess musick, here's WHATS NOT RL!
1. opeth
2. metallica
32. love and rockets
7. ok go
3. dunnoAgoodBandname

stop listenng to these ugly, worhtless bands..maybe then u will be accept'd
by Hyposane January 9, 2010
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Sergio Ramos Brace

A brace usually refers to two goals in a soccer game, but a Sergio Ramos brace is when a player concusses the goalie with a casual elbow to the head and dislocates the shoulder of the star striker in the same game. Named after Sergio Ramos who did this to Karius and Mo Salah in the champion's league final.
It's a close game out there boys and Johnson is one hell of a striker, we need to take him out. Jimmy, dislocate his shoulder

and while you're at it, slip a casual elbow shot to the keeper's head. Jimmy, The Sergio Ramos Brace is your destiny.
by hearthyhandel June 21, 2018
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Sergio

A tall guy whose fine asf, he aint scared of nobady and scared of nothing, a true g who always keep it a hunnid, a hustler, all the girls want him
Oh shit watch out here comes sergio
by Big homie 04 June 25, 2018
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Sergio Ramos

Sergio Ramos (a.k.a. La Copa del Rey killer) is a defender who plays for Real Madrid and also on La Furia Roja.

He has a romantic relationship with Fernando Torres.

On April 20, Real Madrid won La Copa del Rey, they haven't won that cup in 18 years.

In the celebration they gave the La Copa to Sergio Ramos, and he threw it from the top of the bus. The bus ran over the Cup, and it died.

He tweeted about it, and he said "I didn't do anything, the cup jumped by itself".
Person1: GOAAAAAAAAAL FROM SERGIO RAMOS!!!

Person2: who?

Person1: the guy who threw it La Copa del Rey!

Person2: LMAO
by theoneblackredyellowring May 14, 2011
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SERGIO

Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.

He loves helping people and is always the one who takes the first step. Just don't make him mad because he turns into satan.

He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
I wish I was a Sergio

Damn, I wish I could become a Sergio
by Therealshitrealstuff January 11, 2017
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Sergio Leone

Synonamous with Spaghetti Western. The director of cinema's greatest movies and the founder of Clint Eastwood's career.
Joe: I just saw " A fistfull of Dollars". It was magnificent. Who directed it?
Ninja Steve: Oh, that would be Sergio Leone
by Ninja Steve May 18, 2004
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