Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024

self helpful

a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation

"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"

"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."

...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

Selfhelpie

When you are on FaceTime, and someone else holds the phone up to a mirror so you can capture a selfie.

Selfhelpie Selfie FaceTime Photo Pic

by klinzyk May 16, 2014