SEG

Lame self-created nickname by a faggoty 12 year old and clung to throughout adulthood, as if it is interesting or exotic. Possibly copied from an obscure Star Track character or a monster from the early 90's Power Rangers.

Let's go to Segs! We can play video games and get fucked up like the 14 year olds we will always be!

by coo coo bird April 24, 2009

Seg

Seg = 539. 539 is 1337 in hexadecimal form. Too many people were found to be using 1337, therefor the truely 1337 have turned towards their base 16 saviour, hexadecimal numbers!

Seg, or 539, can be used instead of the word 'Sex', as well as meaning 1337. eg...

-I'm so 539sy (I'm so sexy)
-OMG 539 (Oh My God, 1337)
-539z0r HaxXz0r (1337 hacker)

by An@rchy May 25, 2004

Seg

A shy, cute girl. But has a evil side. She is always have different personalities and hair changes different colors. Like always purple and red. Hair is also purple.

Whatever you do.... Don't male me mad... I don't want her to get mad...

-Seg :3

by Glitchy-chan October 15, 2016

seg

work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.

"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"

by ms December 23, 2003

Seg

A word that can be used in almost any context, especially with texting your friends and any random person if you wish to do so. It is also just a fun word to say that can resemble the word sex, but it can also just be fun to say.

Wanna seg?
Seg
Seggs

by FatBastard01 May 26, 2021

SEG

this is a word that most kids use that means sex but more kid friendly

i seg ur mom

by bigcatbutsus February 16, 2022

Seg Sea

A slang term for sexy, typically used to bypass chat filters in online games

I'm too seg sea for my armour, too seg sea for my armour, so seg sea.

by Sigma Pharos April 16, 2009