A trusted friend who accepts responsibility for the safety of the group. He likes to observe and naturally watches out for his group. He watches every other members back. The Security likes to take space from the rest of the group sometimes just observing from across the room. He doesn't mind the alone time.
by Michael C. Crawford Jr. April 20, 2008
When you achieve sexual intercourse with a pretty girl and want to tell your mates about the affair. A derivative of the phrase "secure the ting"
by finboeden February 12, 2020
The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.
by Wingman, 1st Degree May 24, 2006
by Secure TM March 23, 2014
1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.
2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.
3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.
4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.
3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.
4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
by Shuffle September 14, 2005
When you're VPN like McAfee shuts down and on sites that you frickin' have secure connection to and then on something like GOOGLE DOCS It says NOT SECURE.
Billy: Man my spyware whatever stopped.
John: Ok cool
*2 seconds later*
Billy: WHY IS GOOGLE DOCS NOT SECURE?!?!?!?
John: Ok cool
*2 seconds later*
Billy: WHY IS GOOGLE DOCS NOT SECURE?!?!?!?
by VintoPintoYT March 04, 2021
To obtain an item of interest or importance to your being. Often used in the phrase “secure the bag,” of the same meaning.
Person 1: did you tell Jenna to get the Kraft Mac and cheese from the store?
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”
by Haydom November 05, 2022