secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 July 20, 2008

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009