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Seamus

Seamus is a wonderful outgoing guy who is willing to make anyone and everyone happy. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you will ever see, and is a wonderful person. He may not see it but others really do. He is also really funny so you can always count on him to make you laugh, he doesn’t realize it but a lot of people really care about him. If you come across a Seamus in your life consider yourself lucky not many people you come across are as genuine, nice, handsome, and selfless then a Seamus! If you meet a Seamus, never let him go!
Hey did you meet that guy Seamus?

Yes! He is the best person I have ever met!
by Heavvvvennn April 3, 2019
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The sailor that appears periodically on the show "Family Guy"
Seamus appears at the oddest times during the show.
by Brewski. August 4, 2009
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Just hot and a funny person who will get all the ladies (or men depending)
WOW HE IS HOT AF HE MUST BE NAMED SEAMUS
by Marshmello Is Cool November 14, 2016
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Seamus is Irish for James
Seamus is usally found playing basketball. Everyone looks up to Seamus. Seamus is a great friend to everyone. He is very funny
Seamus is awesome
by Carlsonny G. January 11, 2018
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He's hot but he's a player so you definatley don't want to date him... he's really a great friend though, super funny!
Girl 1: What would you say if Seamus asked you out?

Girl 2: Yes, of course! He is soo hot!!

Girl 1: Really? Have you even met him? He's a total player!

Girl 2: So, I would still say yes... it's not like I'll be surprised if he cheats on me! I'll see it coming.
by Dani Cali August 16, 2011
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An irish man with much athority over everyone.

His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye
Seamus drank a skid of rye for breakfast

student 1: how much did you drink last night?
student 2: i drank a 26er of rye!
student 1; you pulled a Seamus!
by \m/ metal! April 4, 2010
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A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.

The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.

And so the legend lives on
Justin- Hey where did my whisky go?

Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.

Seamus- Its true
by Connor TEEHEE January 28, 2012
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