seasoned

To get high on marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.

"Dude, let's get seasoned!"
"Hey man, I'm hella seasoned!"

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

Seasoned

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point of feeling pretty good and having that perfect buzz, but not overdoing it.

Dude, I went out last night and I got EVENLY SEASONED. It was just the right amount of seasoning!

by goodbyesolo July 16, 2014

seasoned

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.

Im not Drunk, im seasoned

by VTforever April 30, 2007

seasoned

When a big Louisiana man performs exquisite oral sex on a woman.

When you've been "seasoned" a gorgeous man from Louisiana or "the south" goes down on you.

by jj.south November 27, 2012

Seasoned

When a man or woman is mixed with a lot of different ethnic groups

I like my females seasoned

by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022

Seasoned

The act of putting one or many bullets in to someone. Taken from the Daily Show when John Stewart referred to the act of Cheny peppering his friend with a shot gun as Seasoning.

This fool didn't know who he was messing with so me and the boys got in to the Escalade rode up on him and seasoned his ass.

by crashman0 April 11, 2006

seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016