scuzzie

• noun {skuh - zee}

Any reusable bit of fabric, preferrably tubular with one closed end, acting recurringly as a receptacle for the consciencious ejaculator.

Most commonly employed by those who neither buy, nor wash their own socks, but have some desire to be discrete.... or by prisoners, as an alternative to, or in conjunction with a, "fifi."

"Francis, are you walking through wet concrete somewhere on your way home from school?"

"Mahhm! Do I have, "proletarian," written on my snapback? You're so freakin dumb! Why would you even ask that?"

"Sorry Sweetie, its just, "scuzzies" socks of yours are like boomerangs."

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 9, 2020

scuzzy

v. 1. So freaking disgusting, that there is a layer of nasty film over whatever you're talking about. 2. In a manner of speaking, it could mean really really really rediculously cool or amazing.


Sick < Disgusting < Scuzzy

3. Really ugly, or diseased.

1. I had to clean the bathrooms at work today, and they were so freaking scuzzy!

1. I need to shower, I'm feeling pretty scuzzy.

2. Jordan is so absolutely scuzzy at skateboarding, that he can land a 360 Varial McTwist UP a 24 stair!

3. Ew, don't touch Alicia! She's so scuzzy! She's been with 20 guys.... in one night.... at the same time.... who were all related... to her! Oh god!

by findagirlfriendday May 7, 2005

scuzzy

An incredibly ugly woman.

Holy shit man that bitch is scuzzy!

by radon December 27, 2003

scuzzy higgins

when your banging a girl from behind with a defensive lacrosse stick ron higgins is watching you through your window whilst he is naked getting peanut butter licked of his balls by a dog. after this takes place you must let ron give it to you in your buttox with his sausage

i gave my girlfriend a scuzzy higgins last night

by LVL#22, Lil Red Ryda, and Usti December 19, 2008

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Scuzzy bitches

{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.

"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

scuzzie mama

most basically means "excuse me". taken from the movie "Mafia!" in the scene where hes pulling his mom's finger and she says excuse me in an italian accent

Scuzzie Mama! I need to get through.

by 337 October 13, 2004