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Scronkers

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
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scragglers

A group who are left behind or unwanted, not cared about.
Normally lacking neatness, looking unkempt. Sometimes they attach themselves to a group, possibly while travelling.
Seems like we picked up a few scragglers on the way. Oh let them stay, they dont hurt nothin'
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Croggers

Croggers are the mixture of bogeys and cocaine. Coke bogeys....
Croggers is the word which woz created by man at the dawn of time (or coke sniffin) the craze of sniffing cocaine!!!
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My brother is gay becuase he likes to Ricky other men's Scroggins
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Skroggers

When scrabdackle fans see something they go like SKROGGERS???
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Python Scroggs

A person, usually a female, with an extreme aptitude for performing the act of felatio. The two part word derives from the surname Scroggs, reminiscent of the south Louisiana woman for whom the term originated, and the word python, used to compare the felatio-artist's jaw with that of a python, implying a prodigious ability to become unhinged for the purpose of taking more penis into the mouth.
Yeah, my mother is python scroggs, and yes, she gives incredible head.
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Scoggers ear

First used by youths on the streets of sheffield UK. Used to describe when someone has an ear or ears protruding through ones hair. E.g Frequently worn by the Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill.
Look, that long hair has scoggers ear!
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