Screaming Barfies

A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

I was climbing that sick WI5 but when I got to the top I had a nasty case of the screaming barfies.

by nthpro January 20, 2007

Screaming semen

The blue balls or semen screaming to escape.

GAWDDDD SUSIE, I got screaming semen waiting to get out of my balls, THIS IS the housework you need to do now!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Screaming creaming

A loud orgasm

Paul's screaming creaming was heard next door.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Spreading the lotion

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

by QTip57 March 7, 2020

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

by cynya December 16, 2019