dinky scranner

somebody who eats alot of cock

“do you scran bare dinkys” - a dinky scranner

by dinkyscranner January 24, 2024

snot scranner

word used to describe connor holdogs daily activity of eating his snotties

connor is a reet snot scranner

by j2theT August 24, 2024

Sand Scranner

Someone who is attracted to those of equatorial ethnic origins.

"Oh yeah, I'm a sand scranner" said Aidan "I love myself an arabian queen"

by Blankz68 January 20, 2026

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

scranter

A person who regularly comments on the ScreenRant website.

The Scranters who believe that the Avengers 2 will break 3 billion dollars have unrealistic expectations.

by Professor Procrastination June 28, 2013

Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!

That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!

by The 1 Ur Mama Warned U About August 11, 2014

Scanner Dan

Slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents State Street on a regular basis, who also supports the UW Greek System and LOOOVES the GAmma Phi ladies. Must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. Hence the name, Scanner.

Scanner Dan, also look for Piccolo Man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. Also, look for Shim Saxophone player up near the capitol or outside Statesider playing Pink Panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.

by Bass Mouth September 19, 2003