Place where there’s tones o druggies nd dealers, a place where you can walk around and see a 13 year old smoking at find it completely normal, you may not understand us a the time but after a while you to know fit were sayin, also WE AINT ALL GINGER WALKIN AROOND WEARIN KILTS
Person: Did you know Glasgow, Scotland used to be the murder capital of Europe?
Other person: it’s nae surprising considering a the druggies
Other person: it’s nae surprising considering a the druggies
by Botched bitch June 26, 2019
Get the Scotland mug.An American is on 'vacation' in the UK and is touring famous Cathedrals and churches. In London, he visits Westminster Abbey and sees a golden telephone with a sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
'Minister, in Westminster Abbey and York Minster I have seen this golden telephone and calls to God advertised at £1000, yet here the price is only 10p! Why is that?'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
by Ewan Carmichael October 10, 2006
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The country up north that says aboot and eh, and isn't Canada.
It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all others.
Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.
It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all others.
Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.
by shiieru November 6, 2003
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Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
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Get the Scotland Yard mug.Scotlyn nickname usealy is scotty, sheis unique and lives in her Own world, she is always happy, and a night/morning person.
Scotlyn is a beautiful woman, she knows how to make someones day. Scotty is funny as ever but sometimes she can come of as fake. Scotty will jump to conclusions some times. Scotty is an amazing friend/ girlfriend u would be so lucky to have this amazing woman in your life. She is braver then u think, she ment be all talk but she's not. Shes so smart and just fun to be around. If u ever hrut one of her friends u r dead meet.
Scotlyn is a beautiful woman, she knows how to make someones day. Scotty is funny as ever but sometimes she can come of as fake. Scotty will jump to conclusions some times. Scotty is an amazing friend/ girlfriend u would be so lucky to have this amazing woman in your life. She is braver then u think, she ment be all talk but she's not. Shes so smart and just fun to be around. If u ever hrut one of her friends u r dead meet.
by Hehe_bitch666 November 8, 2018
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by Ben Boi April 22, 2016
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