Irritating pest who always wants something from you. From the expression "you're scorching my balls"
by Giselle April 27, 2006

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 1: "dude i was going to go to your party but i got hella scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead."
GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."
GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."
by djjohnnybro November 12, 2009

You see someone approaching a person to confront them. The appropriate reaction would be -SCORCH!!--
by Carlaylio May 29, 2014

by jdewitt97 May 19, 2010

Universal Word, often used after a dis. Used often (and poularized) by Daniel (Last Name Omitted By Author). Extremely annoying and pointless. Said in a stupid voice. Commonly used in Seattle. DO NOT SAY UNLESS IN EMERGENCY...
by Brewer...no, not beer/coffee, name... April 27, 2006

by mcdodoates October 4, 2009

A term to describe the most powerful hot fart that can possibly be produced by an living being. It has a half life of 3 months and can be described as "invisible fog".
SCORCH!! I cant breathe!
by words o choice December 19, 2005
