Scobberlotcher

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

scoobed

When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"

Fuck, your piece scoobes like a mofo

by turtle November 21, 2004

scobeed

most commonly known as getting raped but also known as fingering someone.

person 1: I done got scobeed

person 2: me too man
person 1: Zoinks

by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019

Slobbed

To get some good head

Kinda like in the song where it goes slob on my knob

You’re gonna get slobbed.

She slobbed me in my car dude.

by Eve Whalen June 25, 2018

ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

slobbed her down

A lot of passionate kisses.

He really slobbed her down.

by 6Feet5 March 24, 2016

scabbed together

assembled or repaired in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible

see scab it together, scab together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing; just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

by dave cole April 14, 2005