scituate

small beach town filled with townies and drunks. one example is saying dauphinee dooood! kids like that think theyre cooler than the rest and often act as if they are more impaired than they really are. weed is rolled in blunts and fleishmans comes by the boatload. during the summer adolescents spend their valuable time getting fahked up! and slamming all the clam they come into contact with. girls around here often get arrested before the age of 18

scituate drunks, stoners, townies, paraphenelia

by Bconnoley April 15, 2010

Scituate, RI

a town filled with whiny middle-class kids who think theyre poor (in comparison) because a 4th of the residents are rich.

"if i dont get the convertible from my parents for my birthday, i'm crashing whatever they give me"

"I hate how poor we are becuase we don't have 4 floors in our house in Scituate, RI"

by Whiny scituate residentt March 2, 2010

scituate

a small coastal town in easter massachusetts. basically consist of nice houses, preps, stoner emo's, and wiggers. nobody knows how to shut the fuck up, and people are constantley complaining. i live here.

i hate living in scituate

scituate is such a suburbia

scituate is full of pot heads

by Sassymae March 25, 2005

Scituate

As previously stated, Scituate is full of whiny assholes. Also potheads. Alot of poser ass nikkas who substitute the word nigger with the word nikka, so their whiny ass peers dont call them a racist. Most scituate middle schoolers love to pick fights on facebook, but will never approach you in person. Highschoolers love to talk all gangster whilist they study for their A+'s. The girls are all sluts. Scituate is basically divided into 3 groups, the first being white students trying a little too hard to be ghetto, the second being hipsters trying a little too hard to be different and the third would be potheads trying a little too hard to be have that 'stoner' look. The school system sucks, and scituate is a pretty diverse WHITE town. meaning you will see all types of freaks, goths, jocks, nerds, stoners, scene, emo preps, rednecks, and dumbasses. The students body is divided into social class as follows: 60% middle class, 20% lower class, 20% upper class. Scituate is a boring town, where not much happens in person. Everyone in scituate LOVES to hide behind a computer.

First Example:
Facebook -
Scituate Kid = Eyy fuckkerrr donttt sayy shitttt tooo myyy bitchh;; nikka.

Me: Learn to spell you illiterate fuck. I said "hi" to your 'girl.'

Scituate Kid = Ughhh i can spelllll bitchhhhh, stfuu before i kick your ass.

Me: Okay kid, whatever. Ill fight you, where you want to meet?

Scituate Kid = Ummmmm...... Nvm I got madddd shit to do mannnn too bussyyy.

Me: Okay tomorrow, town square at 5.

Scituate Kid = My mommm wont take meeeee.

Me: Fuck you.

Scituate Kid = My moms looking at the screen, dont swear please. dont hurt me! bye. (i want your cock)

Me: Uh. Bye? (WTF)

by Your Mom < 3 July 28, 2010

Scituate

A small town in south shore, MA. Everyone who lives here either complains about their oh-so-terrible suburban middle-upper class lives or are too stone to give a fuck. All the girls look, dress, and act the same (not to mention date/fuck all the same guys) with ridiculous muffin tops that no one wants to see, and all the boys are douchebags who couldn't care less. All the towns surrounding it spend their time making fun of the slutty and wannabe-black kids here, which they have all the reason to, seeing as that's pretty much the population. It's an all white town, with maybe 5 real black people living in the town, and everyone thinks they are so hardcore because instead of studying for the test they're out drinking one beer and pretending they're wasted. Formspring and Facebook are their homelands; everyone here LOVES to hide behind a computer. If you need further explanation, also see loser, slut, wannabe, and wigger.

I'm bored.
Me too. Hey, we should go down to Scituate and get wasted and fuck some of those easy girls!

by Fuck Scituate February 25, 2011

Scituate

A shitty as town in Massachusetts. It's full of stuck up white kids who all dress the same. The people who live there are cunts and think they are better than a lot of people becease some of them are rich. Home to mostly white/ Irish people. There's a lot of boats and Caucasian influence.

Chad: Where can I go to get addicted to heroin?
Brad: Go to Scituate! That'll do it!

by Vroven August 2, 2018

Scituate Highschool RI

a crummy school with a field more broken than my last relationship. the teachers are cool but the kids are ….unique. Apparently there’s a guy who drinks piss water for nicotine. But overall most people are ok. The water may be suspicious colors sometimes. Idk why the hallway bucket problem hasn’t been fixed, but whatever

Scituate Highschool RI is a school. Referred to as Shituate.

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