Schooker

Squishy Hooker I.e. Window licker

Jess Gondolfo is a dirty schooker

by Squishmeister Subie lovin fool June 15, 2010

schnokenfest

Beating the shit out of someone you don't like (behind their back) using only words, but in a group.

Synonem for "bitchfest"

Man, all we do is have schnokenfests on that whore Kelly.

The party was great, we schnocked her pretty bad...

by Blake, Hannah, Emily, and Michelle May 11, 2006

King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

schtupt schtofel

Using pube clippings as a Hitler Mustache after shaving a girl’s over grown bush.

Sure I came home drunk and threw potted plants around the house, but my roommate lightened up when I pulled off a schtupt schtofel and marched around the house singing third riche songs.

by 38 March 17, 2003

Schmoked

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

schwoke

When a nibba too W O K E for anyone

Bruh this nibba too schwoke for anybody

by therealassnibba February 5, 2018