Schnoop

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

Schmood

A BIG big big MOOD

"I hate my life!"

"Same here, SCHMOOD!"

by angryELF2002 September 2, 2018

Shnooda

Is a term most often used as a salutation, or a replacement of a another word, but it's mainly a way of life granted to someone for being awesome.

Yo Shnooda, whats up?
Any of my Shnooda's hittin the city tonight?
How's every1s Shnooda?
Sorry guys i was M-I-Shnooda for a while.

by Gazza for Pres. December 4, 2010

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoozle

The act of snuggling while giving each other Eskimo kisses.

We schnoozled for a while on her sofa before her parents came home.

by Ojae September 18, 2011

schnoogie

schnoogie, originated in southern africa was created to show the true happiness of something or someone.

bro this new kanye west song is like schnoogie ong!!

by mr kanye west February 6, 2021