David Schmitt 

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.

GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*

David Schmitt by BCloverr August 4, 2010

schmitt-faced 

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

schmitt-faced by udanonymous April 28, 2008

schmitt 

the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.

"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"

schmitt by osh posh May 27, 2008

karl schmitt 

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.

Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.

karl schmitt by RetardJesus February 20, 2015

Fan schmitt bowler 

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

Fan schmitt bowler by Linduh October 24, 2003

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

Schmitt Faced by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

Schmitty schmitt 

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

Schmitty schmitt by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017