Schmellon

A stoner.

Brad is such a Schmellon. Thats his 3rd J today

by baby schmellon March 12, 2020

schmellon

10/3. equals schmellon. schmellon*2. equals sixtynine. schmellon is the dankest # ever.

a: oh hey, what's up man?
b: oh not much, doing my math homework.

a: what problem?
b: schmellon.

by thaashit November 14, 2009

Schmelon

schmelon is a fantastic word used to describe someone who is simply being an idiot

Boy1: how did you loose that girl bro
Boy2: I don’t even know dude
Boy1: your such a schmelon

by I’m black but white April 25, 2020

Schmello.

Another word for smell. Typically used to describe bad smells. especially a fart, or that rotten odour that has been reeking around the trash can which is due for an empty.

ewww. did you just sniff that schmello.

i sense a schmello

oh nooooo, the schmello better not be going through the pipes of my nose....!!

by Ramenload July 16, 2020

schmekldorf

To get brutally pounded by a 40 year old bbc in a discord call

I am a victim of Schmekldorf

by Will's dog's nutsack's cousin August 17, 2024