Schmelard

another word for retard

God, you're such a schmelard

by kp24 April 4, 2009

schmegplant

A plant native to the Middle-East of the family Schmegmaceae. Used as a substitute for Chicken Parmigiana for people who enjoy eating things that taste like Schmegma.

Could you please use Schmegplant instead of chicken because I enjoy the taste of dick cheese.

by cheezuz October 21, 2010

Regular Shmegular

A person or a thing that is so regular and/or basic, that they literally mean nothing.

A Honda Civic is so regular shmegular, it gives me health issues.

by Jessica Ta December 19, 2023

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma

“Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”

by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018

shmeglarp

The sexual act of a Icelandic flag poll up your ass

Dan - “did you hear about Chris’s bleeding ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he got shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmeglarp

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmeglarped

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021