The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
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- Bringer of Orgasms.
Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.
Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.
reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.
Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.
reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
The Vamp has fallen to the Schleyer this night.
Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
by Scarrath November 22, 2009
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A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.
Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.
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From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
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