solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Can of schlecht

A can of cola

Im away for a can of schlecht

by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018

schmectagon

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013

Tom Slechta

A small bald man without shoes. Similar to a hobbit.

Have you seen that movie “The Hobbit”? Yeah! It’s the one with Tom Slechta!

by wwlbliyhf October 11, 2019

Slechta

the only important part of the male anatomy.....

i want to suck your long, hard slechta

or

you know you make me wanna "slechta", spread my legs and "slechta"

by helmetinthebush November 18, 2006

Schlichter

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

remi schleyhahn

literally the best person ever. like bitch, remi>you hoe, remi is kind, greatful considerate, helpful and funny. so if you ever see remi schleyhahn, get on ur knees for the queen 👑

"omg is that remi schleyhahn?" "yup, isn't she such a baddie"

by shaelynnig😩 July 9, 2021